invite our ass to your party!

Tio is the only ass you want at your next event! He comes equipped with a beverage basket (photos to come) and a wide variety of fun decor you can choose from, to ensure he matches your theme.

What you get:

Tio + 1 handler

You pick what he wears; a flower garland, greenery, specific colors, etc.

1 hour minimum

$600/hr

Includes travel within a 30 mile radius of Petoskey. Inquire about further areas.

$100 non-refundable deposit due to secure booking. Full payment due the week of your event. Refunds are only available if we have to cancel due to weather, unsafe road conditions, or donkey health issues.

Does not include beverages or ice.